Crazy Baptism
> Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't
> get anyone to play with them. They decided it was
> because they had not been baptized and didn't go to
> Sunday School.
> So they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor
> was there. One said, "We need to be baptized because
> no one will come out and play with us. Will you
> baptize us?"
>
> "Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the
> bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl,
> one at a time. Then he said, "Now go out and play."
>
> When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them
> asked, "What religion do you think we are?"
>
> The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they
> pour the water on you. We're not Bablist because they
> dunk all of you in it. We're not Methdiss because they
> just sprinkle you."
>
> The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"
> "Yes. What do you think that means?"
>
> "That means we're Pisscopalians."
>
