A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits
> > down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands
> > a beer.
> >
> > The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve
> > beer to bears in bars in Billings."
> >
> > The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be
> > served a beer.
> >
> > The bartender tells him again, more
> > forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears
> > in bars in Billings."
> >
> > The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve
> > me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the
> > end of the bar."
> >
> > The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
> > belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."
> >
> > The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised,
> > eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again
> > demands a beer.
> >
> > The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
> > belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are
> > on drugs."
> >
> > The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
> >
> > .........You're gonna love this..........
> >
> > The bartender says, "You are now. That was a
> > barbitchyouate."
:p
